Eurotrash

Now, I'm no expert but didn't the Brits use to rule the rock waves? Dressing up in WWI military uniforms worked perfectly well for us in the '60s so what went wrong with the EasyJet crew on Saturday? And how did half of Abbott and Costello win?

Maybe instead of signing on at Westminster dole office, our nearly departed PM should put some effort into sorting out the Eastern bloc voting - the Blair Kitsch Project. Go Tone!

Must dash. There's an Early Birds All you can Eat at the Polski Organic Fake Tan & Slivovitz Bar in 20 mins

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