Reunion concert in 2005??

There is constant rumour in the media about a reunion concert in 2005 despite most of the original line-up's intense dislike of each other. Personally, I'm up for it because I could do with the fees to bolster my off-shore pension fund. El Magnifico's poetry hasn't been going too well either lately so he's relying on his part-time job in the offal factory (make THAT rhyme - you Iberian poser). Snakey Pete's disappeared to somewhere in the eastern hinterlands with his guitar collection. He was last seen singing backing vocals in a unisex stylists' quartet - oh how the mighty have fallen! As for the rest of the wasters, well your guess is as good as mine. Plus ca change, plus c-est la meme chose as my old dad used to say (now THERE'S a francophile ponce if ever I met one).

Mind you, this reunion gig would give the new album a bit of a boost so I think I might have a go at getting everyone together. I need to step on it a bit though as since my old mum's turfed me out of the spare bedroom, I'm somewhat peripatetic - if you get my drift. Some bollocks about feng shui - I must stop her watching all those makeover programmes on UK Shite. Why can't she stick to looking after me and going dog racing? Still, that's female empowerment for you.

Any way, must dash, there's only 5 shoplifting days to Xmas.